Try to put yourself back in time for a moment. You’re in Orlando in 1970. Traffic is bad. Two lane roads like Curryford and Crystal lake are bumper to bumper at rush hour. There aren’t too many alternates, and when you pull up to Lake Underhill, all you see is the airport on the other side. No giant expressway flying over the lake, no 8 lane toll road full of commuters…but it’s still crowded and we gripe about the traffic. We didn’t get an email or an article in the paper saying, “guess what! Disney World is coming and your life will never be the same!” Nope, they kept that baby secret while Walt bought up all the land he could at a reasonable price. There is some legend of an old lady that wouldn’t sell and how they took care of her for life……nowadays, she would have gone overboard while on a free timeshare cruise to the Bahamas.
We didn’t know what was coming, and when we finally did, what we heard was “jobs for everybody!”. Somehow they left out the part that the musical jobs would be competed for by every musician in the United States, not just Orlando. And they also left out the part about the haircuts and facial hair. Man, when I see girls all tatted up, working in an office job, I think “they have no idea”. Instead of playing piano at Coke Corner and regaling families from around the globe, I was pumping gas at Tenneco. Maybe hair should not have been so important to me, but I was not alone. My wife, on the other hand, benefitted greatly from her waist-length hair. She got to be a waitress at King Stephen’s right when they opened, and she never found a job again that paid that well.
No, we didn’t have access to information back then, not like now. Hey, the Orlando Sentinel was called the “Slantinel” even back then. All the news that was fit to print, I think. We didn’t know a lot of things, but we did have legends, and I’m proud to say, I’ve lived long enough to have some answers.
Probably the most famous thing that everybody knows now, is about the inlet at New Smyrna. This was one of a couple epic journeys a surfer could make. The other was Sebastian inlet. What we did know, was if the waves sucked everywhere else, they’d still be good at the inlet. So, why didn’t we just surf there every time? Numerous reasons, the biggest one being, we didn’t have big four wheel drive trucks and if the tide came up high…you were screwed. It was a good 30 minute drive down the beach from Main Street on the beach, mainly because of the speed limit. We didn’t know much about tides and stuff, so, you just kind of rolled the dice and decided to leave before the tide got too high, or just surfed at Main Street. The second reason was, well surfing was still in this new stage of short boards and short tempers. The popularity of surfing had started with The Beach Boys vibe, but that was before my time. I came up when Twin fins, Fish, and other short boards meant fast turns, moving fast down the line….and yelling at people that got in your way. And….being from O-town was not an asset. In typical, lets-be-just-like-California style, surfers started getting territorial. They could tell we weren’t from the New Smyrna, and me, I just stayed away from the pack. By the way, somebody that didn’t mind surfing right through the pack and insults, was Mr. Larson from Colonial High School. I can still see him coming at me down the line, with his scuba suit hanging unsnapped. We didn’t honor our elders in the water I guess, I thought, I hope I die before I get that old. (my wife doesn’t get that reference: its from the lyrics of My Generation by The Who….man, I hate spelling things out)
The 3rd reason is the one you already know, as does everybody in the whole world. The inlet is the shark bite capital of the world. They did not call it that back then, and I doubt anybody outside of surfers that surfed there knew about it, but I never went there without seeing a shark fin. You could probably say, well, there’s lots of bites but no fatalities….small comfort when your barefoot legs are swooshing back and forth in the water, trying to be cool, while some other kid with long bleach blonde hair yells at you “going right!” When he’s just sitting there next to you. And I had little desire to go into the Guinness book of world records as the first guy to die from a shark attack at the worlds most famous inlet.
There was one particular time that I was out with Paul and he remembers this vividly, a giant fin popped up right in front of me and a turtle head came out of the water inches from my face. My body froze, while Paul was yelling paddle! Paddle! Paul recalls bravely paddling out to me and the shark scampering away deciding two surfers was too much to take. It was probably 10 years later on a fishing trip that I finally learned that I didn’t have a psychotic episode. I was fishing with my friend Mark and we hooked a Cobia at a marker, and he explained you could find Cobia by following sea turtles. For some reason Cobia, like to follow them, and guess what a Cobia has? A giant fin that looks just like a shark. Paul still insists it was the biggest shark anybody ever saw ever. Just ask him.
Years later, I get to revisit all of my fears, when my young son gets an acting job one of the big theme parks by Disney for of all things… the JAWs ride….